You Secure That Shit, Hudson! >>

EPISODE #98

AIRED: 09-28-2018

All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Iron Corps! A day in the Iron Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal’s a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!”
Yes, I took a bit of poetic license there with a favorite quote, from a favorite character in a favorite movie. I did it to honor the memory of Al Matthews. The actor, who portrayed Sergeant Apone in Aliens, was found dead in his home in Spain this past Saturday, Sept 22. He was 75. The Vietnam War veteran was found by a neighbor in his bedroom on Saturday at about 10 p.m., and etails about his death were not immediately available. He was born in Brooklyn, New York, on Nov. 21, 1942.
–Secure that sh!t, indeed! The amount of #SpaceLettuce we go through here is immense and never-ending, and it definitely needs to be secured SOMEWHERE! Antarctica, perhaps?? Wait, no…there are MYSTERIOUS events and COSMIC particles coming UP from the Earth there…so…I mean…NOT secure, right?? See an example of their thunking here: “For us to be certain that these events are not due to unknown unknowns — say, unmapped properties of the Antarctic ice — we would like other instruments to also detect these sort of events,” Bustamante said. So, yeah…NOT secure.
–HOW did they detect these bizarre space particles?? The Antarctic Impulsive Transient Antenna (ANITA)! The ANITA experiment has been designed to study ultra-high-energy (UHE) cosmic neutrinos by detecting the radio pulses emitted by their interactions with the Antarctic ice sheet. This is to be accomplished using an array of radio antennas suspended from a helium balloon flying at a height of about 37,000 meters. And the next time a Pearhead tells you satellites cannot POSSIBLY be hanging on balloons waaaaay up there…send them THIS: https://www.researchgate.net/profile/David_Kieda/publication/260928865_Antarctic_impulsive_transient_antenna_ANITA_instrumentation/links/09e415137361f68243000000/Antarctic-impulsive-transient-antenna-ANITA-instrumentation.pdf
–PAUL RATNER in an article dated 25 September 2018 writes that FEers are scared of math and say STUPID things like there IS NO GRAVITY…in an article dated 27 November 2016, PAUL RATNER wrote that “Remarkable New Theory Says There’s No Gravity, No Dark Matter, and Einstein Was Wrong”. #PearHeadFail

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