You Just THINK You’re Tired of The Moon & Mars… >>

EPISODE #167

AIRED: 06-21-2019

Heck, some of you (though probably not any of you actually READING this!) still THINK the Moon and Mars are actual vacation destinations…ONE day, right? We HAVE smartphones and smartwatches and smart households…filled with not-so-smart-people, true, but…SURELY we should have gotten to slurp our lunches in orbit and spend our weekends on the shores of Mares Humorum (can’t WRITE this shit!) by NOW!! What GIVES, NASA?? 50 million a DAY?!?! Again, this is, allegedly, TRUE space-fanboy rage-quit, coming from the True BeLIEvers who are clutching their Tang sippy-cups and pouches of freeze-dried ice-cream (YES – those are HYPHENS!), staring up at the sky waiting for the Space-Uber to come and whisk them away to the Void!

–Iran seems to think that documents leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden conclusively prove that the United States has been ruled by a race of tall, white space aliens who also assisted the rise of Nazi Germany in the 1930s…this is of course AFTER the Reign of our Lizard Overlords.

–Nasa took a picture of…well…

–Fuck YouTube.

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