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EPISODE #171

AIRED: 07-05-2019

Man, TALK about your lucky breaks!! When it comes to “Chance”, I say it’s time for NASA to start playing the LOTTO, buying scratch-offs, betting the ponies, shooting craps…wait, NOT the images they keep presenting, I meant the DICE game! Oh, but I kid the Space Clowns. It is entirely within the realm of possibility that during the year of the 50th Anniversary of the miraculous Appollo 11 Moon Landing all KINDS of miracles should occur…dusty photos in shoeboxes are found, HD quality movies are found & made into epic cinema events, and lucky lucky lucky interns find out that the box marked July 20, 1969, that he BOUGHT FROM NASA, will make him lots of Benjamins! Monte Carlo, here he comes!!
–For the 10 Percenters out there, one last “WOLVERINE!!” RIP John Walton, you will be missed.
–We have been looking and looking…to no avail…and NOW we have been told WHY we cannot find it ANYWHERE: Dark Matter has been disappearing since Day One!! D’oh!!!
–Make sure you get your correct address sent to the Gov’t ASAP for YOUR Shill Bucks Payoff!! It’s official!!
–A Spanish club from the fourth division has changed its name to Flat Earth FC. The club was called Mostoles Balompie, but President Javi Poves has made the striking decision to sympathize with the followers of the ‘flat earth philosophy’.
–China was near the Moon, so they took a pictu…no, I really cannot EVEN type that BS! LOOOOK at the image!!! COME ON!!
–Fireball over Florida, Josh has a theory…

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