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EPISODE #180

AIRED: 08-09-2019

We were warned just last show!! We told you of the TERROR!! Swarms of alien life, invading an alien world!! Our minds were still seared this morning from the trauma of nightmares just jam-packed with hordes of Water Bears carelessly strewn all over the Moon after the Beresheet Incident…willy-nilly…tardigrades, DNA and libraries…oh my. Turns out, it was all a perhaps just big dose of Space-fueled Fear-porn!! Tardigrades?? Moon don’t need no steenking TARDIGRADES!!
Got ’em…
HAD ’em..for a while now…at least if you beLIEve the REST of the STORY…you know the old saw: Man goes to the Moon…A man goes ON the Moon! POOP on the Moon. Lots of nasty human microbes. Dirty humans. “That’s…one small step for a Man….one gian-DAMMIT, what did I just STEP in???”
–Fascinating New Study Claims Dark Matter May Be Older Than The Big Bang…stuff…older than stuff, again…#SettledScientism.
–We get a call from Alan Holman and discuss his book on cancer Asclepius Staff (https://bananachan.neocities.org/AsclepiusStaff4.pdf). He has started posting a series on his YT channel reading the chapters from an older edition, but it is great info all around. We also get flat with Alan!
–Brian Gasca calls in as well!!! An awesome show!!

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