Waking Wounded >>

EPISODE #104

AIRED: 10-19-2018

As the holly-dazed time of Samhain approaches, dark energies swirl, darker entities are all awhirl, darkest allies of antagony, lying in wait for the unaware traveler, perhaps too intent upon whatever mission awaits on the Plane. Years of energy work and battling the darkest of dark beings in all Realms has perhaps taken its toll on Walt, or maybe the #EvilFucks are REALLY ramping up for some major attack soon…maybe on the 23rd? THAT would be the SOP for these SOBs. After 2 nights of hard battle against something more powerful than the normal nighttime terror team, Walt awakened to find physical scratches on his physical shell. This is new. And disconcerting.
–Josh asks the guys what their fave costumes were growing up. Zach had an awesome mom who used a thrift store fur coat to make him into the Governator, circa 82! ” Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!” Walt shares a few pics.
–You want space rocks? 6 bazzillion-year-old space rocks?? Here on earth before there even WAS an Earth?? We got ’em!! Oodles of….wait…oops…looks like the old rocks were not so old after all. Good Grief, Charlie Brown!!
–One of the world’s biggest slabs of ice is singing. Wind blowing over the rough surface of Antarctica’s Ross Ice Shelf causes the frigid, France-sized expanse to produce a nearly continuous series of tones too low to be heard by humans, but sped-up renditions have been likened to everything from the haunting drone of a didgeridoo to the soundtrack of a 1950s movie about space aliens.
–AND there is this ICE WALL in Antartica…if you hadn’t heard…

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