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EPISODE #108

AIRED: 11-02-2018

Long Pig – A culinary term that refers to human beings, which according to documented reports, tastes much like pork. For more than 100 years, Halloween night has traditionally been the night that America’s “cannibal elite” feast on Long Pig.
Cannibal Club – An exclusive, Elite-Only culinary club that refers to human beings, YOUNG and HEALTHY human beings, as foodstuff, with menus items that include Placenta Lasagna…because THAT’S not fricking insane or anything! Is this the plot to the next Eli Roth Gore-Porn extravaganza? Sadly, no…this is all too real. As we continue to shine the Light of Truth upon the twisted, evil deeds of the twisted, Evil F#(ks, they seem to have no choice but to come forward into the public eye, espousing the wonders and rewards of a life dedicated to being a vile non-human. Proof of demonic reptilians, as our friend Alan puts forth? Perhaps…
Decide for yourself: http://cannibalclub.org/cuisine.html
–“Bom bom bommm…Good morninnnnng! Bah bah bah bah BOW bow bom bom bah bom BOW!.” I know, I suck…now our good morning song will be stuck in your head all week! Want to know 5 scientifically proven ways to “cure” the sitch and get that itch in your brain the fark outta there?? Tune in and we will squarsh that there earworm!!
–Look! Up in the sky!! It’s a bird…a plane…no…just 2 more moons…newly found…around the earth…dust moons…not moonmoons…DUST moons…yeah.
–A new way to weigh the Milky Way. Nooo way! Yes way, Ted. Whooooa.

website: cannibalclub.org/cuisine.html

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