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EPISODE #123

AIRED: 01-04-2019

“We done thunked it up, we’d just as soon go on ahaid and let ‘er fly!” I mean, what could possibly go wrong?? The end of all life on Earth in a slow, agonized die-off as the darkened sun is unable to photosynthesize plants? Frick it, full steam ahead!! Go, Harvard! Harvard scientists will attempt to replicate the climate-cooling effect of volcanic eruptions with a world-first solar geoengineering experiment set for early 2019. The Stratospheric Controlled Perturbation Experiment (SCoPEx) will inject calcium carbonate particles high above the earth in an attempt to reflect some of the sun’s rays back into space. It will likely mark the first time the controversial concept of dimming the sun — more scientifically known as Stratospheric Aerosol Injection (SAI) — will be tested in the real world. Humans are neat, aren’t we???
–On January 3rd, 2019, Earth reached the point in its orbit where it’s at its closest approach to the Sun: perihelion. (3 MILLION miles closer…but, magic tilt makes it cold in USA…?) Earth’s orbital path doesn’t remain the same over time but spirals outward. This year, 2019, our perihelion was 1.5 centimeters farther away than it was last year. One. Point. Five….CENTIMETERS!
–Elongated Musky wants to jack us all into the Matrix…to beat the Matrix…We here at Ironworx welcome our coming robotic overlords and just don’t get what all the fuss is about…(JANUARY FOOL!!!)

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