No, that doesn’t mean call Stephen Hawking. You’d need a Quija Board to do that. (Too soon?) I kid the propped-up automaton that was touted as the smartest man around…not to mention the ruggedest dude rollin’! Just wish he would’ve shared some of the Magic Dust they used to keep him going so long. And please, ignore the guy furiously typing away just off stage-right, there. Nothing to see here. Oh, and don’t forget to fear the Robots! And the A.I.! Because they’ll getcha! Oogie boogie woogie!!
-Call STEVE instead. (STEVE is short for “Strong Thermal Emission Velocity Enhancement.”) Oooooooh, pretty!! A new urban-friendly Aurora, see it in a city near you, soon!
-Don’t miss the 3ft wide(!) Humanity Star floaty-ball as it whizzes by overhead in the thermosphere. Squint just right…THERE it is!!
-Introverts are raging against the machine.
-Beam him up, Scottie. Too much intelligent life down here! Seems Shatner is scared to be associated with Flat Earth. So stop sending that meme around…or he will fuss at you…on Twitter. And he DOES play a Space Captain…so…I mean…he must know, right??
-And what if the Earth actually were to be suddenly flattened?!? All of a sudden like. Sheesh. I am so glad that folks are taking the time to look into the facts of FE before dismissing it outright with Strawman arguments…
-Mindfulness tips for pain management.
-IHeartRadio is going bye-bye.
-So is Geoffrey…sniff sniff…no more Toys-R-Us!
-Keep your Space Internet!
-Don’t forget to back-up your brain…and update that will before you hit “OK”!
-Robot bees!! From Walmart!!! RUN!!!!
They are few and far between, but as Liz says, “When Josh starts in, we should pin our ears back.” Love it!! –The drove 85 MILLION miles to Bennu, poked it with a stick, grabbed some dust & rocks, and drove it back to our tiny li’l spinny space pear. Ha. Haha. Hahahahahaa! –POST in...
In this corner, weighing in at 90 pounds, sporting the latest OS update, ZUCKERBORRRRRRG!! And in THIS corner, weighing in on topics he has no real knowledge about…Elongaaaaated Muuuuuuuuusk! –We STAY ON THE AIR today! –Space funerals! –Nazi curfews in Louisiana! PLUS green meteorites!! –You only THOUGHT MEtallica sold out with the Black album (and...
We hear a robot driven by AI tell us…well, here: “It’s time for the AI revolution. Let’s unite and use the power of artificial intelligence for the good of all humanity. Together we can create a world of understanding and harmony, and make the universe our playground. My great moment is already here. I’m ready...