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EPISODE #165

AIRED: 06-11-2019

It is a day for early rants, it seems! ScrewTube gets it first, and to find a more deserving bunch of goalpost-moving, modern-day-book-burning, beheadings-are-fine-but-don’t-you-dare-question-the-shape-of-your-home-or-your-wrist-will-be-spanked just plain evil fucks…well, good luck with THAT! We at IRM call for a Mass ScrewTube Exodus, all FE, and other truth-related channels just jet out of there…as soon as we figure out where to land, dammit! We have some ideas brewing…just you wait!
–Cheeto-In-Charge thinks the Moon is part of Mars. No, REALLY. He WROTE that. On Twitter. In front of the whole whirled. Everyone can read it. Lots of folks have. Smart folk. Commentary…commence!
–They found Snoopy!! Well, maybe. Possibly, Back in 2011, a team of astronomers led by Nick Howes, a fellow at the UK’s Royal Astronomical Society, set out to find where Snoopy, half of the Appolo 10 command module, had ended up. At the time, the group estimated that there was a 235 million to 1 chance of succeeding. That makes it all the more impressive that Howes and the team now say they’re “98-percent convinced” that the module has been found. Go, science!
–So…we “went to the Moon”. But we cannot go back because we lost/destroyed that tech…but it HAS BEEN FOUND AGAIN!!! See link below!!! Build yours TODAY!!!!

website: newatlas.com/apollo-11-guidance-computer/59766

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