Speak Of The Johnathon II: The Alan-ing! >>

EPISODE #192

AIRED: 09-20-2019

Today, we get another intriguing call from our buddy Johnathon, after we read a story of time-traveling light today that he shared in chat (we just LOVE live and interactive radio!!). Have the Elite developed time-manipulation? Does this explain the Mandela Effect and those pesky, stained bears? Did Keanu and JT actually fight in the Civil War? (Whoooa…) If you time-traveled enough and the cross-over of multi-verses somehow made “copies” of yourself, would sex with those copies just be masturbation? (I’m looking at YOU, David Gerrold!) We also get a call from Line Producer and long-time Friend of The Realm, Alan Holman. He has some thoughts on hollow earth theory and the Great Flood, among other things.
–In our #WaltRant Department today: Walt got suspended from Twitter…for words. Words someone didn’t like. They were OFFENDED! OH MY!! And just for the record, NOBODY FUCKING DIED AT SANDY HOOK…IDIOTS! Stop being gullible snowflakes!! AAARRRG!
–Kevin Fowler/Spacey accuser is DEAD. Shocker.
–Space Hotel Coming Soon?? Yeeeah, not so much…
–Send our trash to the Sun?? Yeah, again…not so much.
–We weighed the un-weighable. Aren’t humans NEAT??

website: bananachan.neocities.org

Supporters Exclusive >>

MORE FROM Ironworx >>

(The host has not yet entered a description for this archive)...

AIRED: 12-10-2019

No matter the spelling, (nor the spell) we see you, Unka Andy! While 100s camp out for free chicken dinners and thousands are fed and beLIEve fake Moon cartoons, we Sedirophiles refuse to let the Great Chix Sandwich Distraction pull our eyes away from all the shenanigans the pedos are up to of late. Prince...

AIRED: 12-06-2019

(The host has not yet entered a description for this archive)...

AIRED: 12-03-2019

Gooble gobble!! Wait, that’s “Freaks”! Gobble globies!! Drat! Still not right! OK, almost…here we go: Gobble gobble!! Yes, nailed it!!! Whether you spent your holidays lost in a holy daze or adrift in a tryptophane haze, we did it! We made it through. While some of us got to spend the time with family and/or...

AIRED: 11-29-2019

Josh is worked up! He hasn’t slept well, woke up too early, now we find out TheirTube is fricking around with his feed, tossing algorithms all about the place willy-nilly, plutocratically plying particularly pernicious programs, partially played pablum practically polluting playlist priorities…phew! Rant engaged! –then engaged AGAIN!! Re-rant!! Hashtag it!! –Byrd. Richard. Evelyn. Did he?...

AIRED: 11-26-2019

Hot enough for ya?? Should be…after all, there is an 89,000°F Wall of Plasma Surrounding Our Solar System!!! Dafuq?? Remember a few shows ago, when we told you that V’ger Deuces had gone all interstellar and whatnot? Well, it turns out that their Space Lie needed to be amended by the Space Priests. NOW, we...

AIRED: 11-22-2019