Speak Of The Johnathon II: The Alan-ing! >>

EPISODE #192

AIRED: 09-20-2019

Today, we get another intriguing call from our buddy Johnathon, after we read a story of time-traveling light today that he shared in chat (we just LOVE live and interactive radio!!). Have the Elite developed time-manipulation? Does this explain the Mandela Effect and those pesky, stained bears? Did Keanu and JT actually fight in the Civil War? (Whoooa…) If you time-traveled enough and the cross-over of multi-verses somehow made “copies” of yourself, would sex with those copies just be masturbation? (I’m looking at YOU, David Gerrold!) We also get a call from Line Producer and long-time Friend of The Realm, Alan Holman. He has some thoughts on hollow earth theory and the Great Flood, among other things.
–In our #WaltRant Department today: Walt got suspended from Twitter…for words. Words someone didn’t like. They were OFFENDED! OH MY!! And just for the record, NOBODY FUCKING DIED AT SANDY HOOK…IDIOTS! Stop being gullible snowflakes!! AAARRRG!
–Kevin Fowler/Spacey accuser is DEAD. Shocker.
–Space Hotel Coming Soon?? Yeeeah, not so much…
–Send our trash to the Sun?? Yeah, again…not so much.
–We weighed the un-weighable. Aren’t humans NEAT??

website: bananachan.neocities.org

Supporters Exclusive >>

MORE FROM Ironworx >>

Josh disappears!! Down a literal rabbit hole!! He is Binktangled! Is it CERN’s fault? Is CERN doing ANYTHING? We know it is not good, whatever it might be up to, we have seen the rituals performed there, not happy dance time, for sure. But can they affect our reality? The Bears, Mandella’s death, and chartreuse...

AIRED: 07-01-2022

Win YOUR tickets to the edge of space, well close to space, sorta near-space, if you will, not like all the way past the Earth’s atmosphere type space, that would need a capital “S”, you know, Space, or even ALL caps: EDGE OF SPACE, like a movie, oooooooh yeah, that’s the ticket. But seriously. let’s...

AIRED: 06-28-2022

It’s a Luminary alignment kinda morning, ladies and gentlemen! Come join us as we make a LIVE sojourn to see a literal miracle in the sky, led by the one and only Awesome Austin…or is it his evil doppelganger?? Love ya, Dave! –Josh and Dixie have a Binky!! –Bye-bye, V-ger!! –Pat Sajak will yell a...

AIRED: 06-24-2022

It was Father’s Day recently. Or so they say. Some of us have hated greeting card industry-designed holidays since way BEFORE our awakening, so now these fake holy days are not even on our radar, akin to politics or Scientism or consumerism or any other societal contracts. Josh had a rough time of it, with...

AIRED: 06-21-2022

Game? Gamer? Gaming? Gamey??? Yeah, we rant a bit on escapism and simulacrum thereof. Is our nightly sleep session a download for our tomorrow’s reality? Can you put a baby bird back into the nest SAFELY?? Is Elon woked?? We grapple today with a serving of chicken soap for the Soul. Scully knew… ...

AIRED: 06-14-2022