Speak Of The Johnathon II: The Alan-ing! >>

EPISODE #192

AIRED: 09-20-2019

Today, we get another intriguing call from our buddy Johnathon, after we read a story of time-traveling light today that he shared in chat (we just LOVE live and interactive radio!!). Have the Elite developed time-manipulation? Does this explain the Mandela Effect and those pesky, stained bears? Did Keanu and JT actually fight in the Civil War? (Whoooa…) If you time-traveled enough and the cross-over of multi-verses somehow made “copies” of yourself, would sex with those copies just be masturbation? (I’m looking at YOU, David Gerrold!) We also get a call from Line Producer and long-time Friend of The Realm, Alan Holman. He has some thoughts on hollow earth theory and the Great Flood, among other things.
–In our #WaltRant Department today: Walt got suspended from Twitter…for words. Words someone didn’t like. They were OFFENDED! OH MY!! And just for the record, NOBODY FUCKING DIED AT SANDY HOOK…IDIOTS! Stop being gullible snowflakes!! AAARRRG!
–Kevin Fowler/Spacey accuser is DEAD. Shocker.
–Space Hotel Coming Soon?? Yeeeah, not so much…
–Send our trash to the Sun?? Yeah, again…not so much.
–We weighed the un-weighable. Aren’t humans NEAT??

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