Space Stinks!! >>

EPISODE #146

AIRED: 04-02-2019

No, really! Ask any ass-troll-naught!! From the stories we have seen, going back to at least 2004, all ass-troll-naughts climb into their high-dollar ballon suits, seal it up tight so as to keep from DYING IN SPACE and all…but once outside the safety of their thin-shelled life-giving tube-of-air…what they hey?…let’s just take a sniff, shall we?? I’m getting a heady bouquet of burnt gunpowder and scorched electric circuits, but it leaves a hint of raspberry on the tongue, and the nose is definitely reminiscent of charred flesh…steak, perhaps?

–Need some dessert? We have JUST the thing! Head to Sagittarius B2…way out in space, yes, BUT, it IS a space cloud…of space gas, laden with ethyl formate, which means it smells like space cognac and tastes like space raspberries…because space.
–Maybe our caller, Barb, has been there…she seems to have been somewhere that has a few alcoholic spirits about…she seemed very troubled, and we did our best. Hopefully, things work out for her!
–Scientists have discovered a SECOND galaxy that contains little or no dark matter, adding further support for the existence of the baffling phenomenon…because, you know, they DIDN’T detect it, so it MUST be real, right, Rapmaster Elon Jazzy Jerk?
–It’s A Game. Take it seriously or make it a game, too.

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