Our friend RaMemeByrd was in rare poetic form in our live chat this fine and ferric Truth Tuesday, and I will give full credit for the title of this episode to a phrase he dropped in the chat while our other good friend Pavloh was feeling the downside of being awake and aware in this world filled with confused conditioned controlled chaotically clinging consciousness.

–Why does the Earth rotate?? (Spoiler Alert: It doesn’t…) But, for the sake of argument, and just to try to get a good firm grip on this whole spinny space pear theology, let us give it a whirl…see, what I did there?? So, space dust was spinning…not sure why… just go with it…ok, so, then, like, some of the dust REALLY REALLY liked some of the other dust, so they stuck together, somehow…and kept sucking up other dust and rocks and such…spinning the same direction, luckily…and then…magic space balls!! Spinning. All in the same direction. Well…except for Venus. And Uranus. Those got confused. But the REST of the guys, they got it right…spin, spin, spin…
–…spin, spin, spin a SUPER SPIDER SUIT!! For the Army! To have! Really. Super genetically engineered spiders?? Nooooo…genetically engineered Silk Worms!! So no danger there, right??
–Halo rocks!! So does Steve Vai!! Listen!!!!
–Zach and Hank check in for “Road Worx” and they teach us about Cajun Peanuts…sorta…
–Still not sure about that danged ole sun…but Scientissts have it allll figured out, so sleep well…