Quantum Distraction >>

EPISODE #163

AIRED: 06-04-2019

“Heeeeere, Kitty Kitty Kitty…come on, Kitty Cat, where you at? Get away from that DAMN box!!!” Scientists say that they may have finally figured out a way to save Erwin’s Freaky Feline…but, then again, scientists say a lot, now don’t they? Turns out their newfangled Qubed Q Qomputers are quite quirky, errors to the left of me, 404s to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Tabby, and nary a clue what the hell any of this has to do with the price of a good LEGO Lunar Lander…but, and just go with me here for a sec (my Spidey Sense feels a logic fit coming on)…could this be the WHOLE reason for the frickin’ cat in the FIRST PLACE??? To twist our minds in new unique and as always unTESTABLE ways?? Distraction at the Q-Level!!
–Nessie is near and dear to Walt’s heart, one of his first Quest For Truth, but with age and advances and …distractions all around, the mystery of the Loch faded. Now, in the shadow of a failed documentary, we have news…well, soon, maybe, we will have…something…DNA…a fin…shadows…hmmmmm….rest absurd, Prof. Gemmell says while the full details will be released at a later stage one of the theories ‘might’ be correct.
–We get a call from Horry Sheet, celebrating his Bday with some Flatsmacktinis. He shares some personal Reiki stories and tells us he has an update on the way for his FE TV Guide. He recommends Robert Bruce as some helpful reading material.
–Also celebrating a Berthday…the LIE.S.S. Today marks the 16th anniversary of the first space shuttle flight to assemble the International Space Station. Roll that AMAZING footage of the assemb…what? Oh, no footage? Ok, let’s see that slidesho…ah, no photos. Hm…ok, cue the cartoons…

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