Plasmatic Hotness! FireWall…In Space!! >>

EPISODE #210

AIRED: 11-22-2019

Hot enough for ya?? Should be…after all, there is an 89,000°F Wall of Plasma Surrounding Our Solar System!!! Dafuq?? Remember a few shows ago, when we told you that V’ger Deuces had gone all interstellar and whatnot? Well, it turns out that their Space Lie needed to be amended by the Space Priests. NOW, we are told V’ger is stuck in a plasmatic void FILLED with just oodles of temperatures beyond our Imagineering! (I need a phone case and battery based on these phenomenal V’ger design specs!! Now!! Go! Build it!)
–CDC comes clean about the Vape Cart Holocaust sweeping across the land! Long story, short: they lied. Oops.
–Mars has bugs!! Or…not…? Ohio prof said he saw ’em…put out a paper and everything…then his bosses said “Narp!”
–We hear some Magneto-Jam!
–X17 has arrived!! Whew!
–The Duke of York says he is stepping back from royal duties because the Jeffrey Epstein scandal has become a “major disruption” to the Royal Family. Prince Andrew, 59, said he had asked the Queen for permission to withdraw for the “foreseeable future”. Epstein did not kill himself.

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