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EPISODE #44

AIRED: 03-20-2018

Join us as we celebrate the New Year in true Ironworx Style! No mid-winter confusion about ice-bound rebirth for those who examine the true nature of True Nature.
-We explain the pagan origins of the Ishtar/Easter Holyday.
-Is Stonehenge really that ancient or was it built in more recent HIStory? Is it even a real hinge?
-Listen as we discover a new Mandela Effect: Which candy etched this phrase into our collective conscience: “Thanks, Easter Bunny!” ” Bawk Bawk!!” Let us know which candy you remember in our email!!
-Get a “Penis Facial”!
-First death by robut car!!
-Mr. Rogers fueled our childhood nightmares with his frozen-faced puppets..meow meow!
-12 new cloud types to distract you from Chemtrails…
-AND you can help NASA look for MORE new clouds…for FREE!!
-Killer asteroid Bennu coming…again…someone call Bruce Willis and BatFleck!!
-Big Fricking Rockets for Elon(gated) Musk!
-Space Force Wants You! (Would you like to know more?)
-Stealing cheap space rocks.
-Play the fake news game…like we do!!
-Billion year Merry-Go-Round…catch the brass ring!!

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