Nutto Resurfacing >>

EPISODE #97

AIRED: 09-25-2018

Nutto Resurfacing

As we gear up to make minor show changes across The Iron Realm (a”resurfacing” in Josh’s vernacular!), a new, NEVER BEFORE SEEN, beyond mysterious Pokemon has caused quite an uproar across social media. As Walt and his Pkoe Krewe wrapped up this past weekend’s less than stellar Community Day (Rotten Banana Shinies…meh), poor little Chicorita suddenly had all his Pokethunder stolen by a “new” ‘mon named “???” Found hidden within the game code by date-miner CHRALES the day before, it’s dubbed Pokemon 891, a/k/a Squishy Nut, Nut Face, DittoNut and our FAVE, Nutto! It was EVERYWHERE for a full 30 minutes after the Day ended, all nearby Pokestops had one, ALL of them, and as a community gasped in unison, nationwide, we all scrambled to “CATCH IT! CATCH IT!! WHAT IS IT???”…only to see the all too familiar “OH?” screen appears, crestfallen as our new acquisition transforms into that good ole blank-eyed bozo Ditto…er, um, HUH?? 30 minutes later…gone…or is it???
–A laser shining on the dark part of the Moon from Earth…will you see a dot? NO! A thousand lasers? NO! A million? NO! One…from NASA?? Well, Duh!!! Haven’t you seen the infamous Space Reflector that we left on the moon, along with dick pics, metal figurines, Masonic flags, etc?? Look here:https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-20f8d34d8d12564d84bc7e3ebe1cdc93.webp. Laugh here: “Dub_C : Objects in reflector may be closer than they appear.
syllamo : citizens may appear more intelligent than they actually are.”
–Were/are you a HUGE science geek? Us, too! So naturally, you read and fondly remember OMNI Magazine! Us, too!! A nostalgic remembrance…
–Full moon power up, GO!
–Well, we Humans have managed to find a NEW way to suck…we’ve caused the Earth to wobble in its axis…GREAT, way to go, guys. Let’s mess up Mars next…friggin’ humans…

website: https://vesl.jpl.nasa.gov/sea-level/polar-motion

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