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EPISODE #70

AIRED: 06-19-2018

In the shadow of Death, that long shadow cast by the passing of Blues legend Matt “Guitar” Murphy this past June 15 at age 88, we are gifted with the Light of New Music being born! Three cheers as 618432 Project from nORBZ has finally hit the Plane! Hip-hop–hoorah! Times three, even!!
–Our illustrious Twitterrific Chee-to, er, ah, did I say THAT, I mean, of course, our magnanimous Prezidense, has decided, in the course of human affairs, that we, the people, need, need, NEED a…wait for it…a SPACE FORCE!! Not a joke, not a movie, not an SNL sketch…he wants to create a new branch of the military. In space…for space…stuff. Plus, now hold on for THIS: “… a goal to send robotic explorers to the moon as early as next year and do another human lunar landing within 10 years.” You heard it here FIRST!
— On Friday, 239 members of the US House of Representatives voted to pass H.R.2851, the Stop the Importation and Trafficking of Synthetic Analogues Act — SITSA Act for short — which is intended to help fight the growing opioid epidemic in the US. Unfortunately, it could also have the side effect of giving the Department of Justice broad authority to make kratom illegal. So yay.
–Walt rants about the bricking of his phone by an unauthorized “update”. DRINK!
–Scientism priests have done thunked up some new thinks! They have now thought about it and think they should now propose a new kind of matter inside the densest of stars. “Whoa…”
–Does the ISS have internet? Do they? Well…
–Where does YOUR state rank on the psycho-list?? Find out!

website: qz.com/1307670/us-states-with-the-most-psychopaths

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