Morning Wood? No, See-Thru Wood! >>

EPISODE #335

AIRED: 02-16-2021

We have an interesting show today, hold on! Out of sorts and not-the-norm. That seems to be the new norm of late, what with surprise plasma balls, Josh’s dead interwebbies, non-Jedi wielding lightsabers, and Dark Winter Events. Too cold to think, let alone reason. But we take a swing.

–Scientists are making see-through wood, and it could replace glass. Sounds nuts, sure, but we do remember see-though papers, so…
–Blue Zones. No, not where this show title originated. Blue Zones are regions of the world where a higher than usual number of people live much longer than average. Move more, eat less? Maybe. Or. Magnetitic areas, perhaps?
–Johnny Flo joins us!

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