Mold-A-Rama…For Your Mind >>

EPISODE #160

AIRED: 05-24-2019

In a world of never-ending ever-growing piles of lettuce, You Can Now Send a Souvenir With Your Name on it to Mars!! Listen-as WE listen-to some REAL spacey stuff, man. Space Souvenirs from Beyond and whatnot. Which leads Walt down the trail of childhood’s memories and his own personal Space Souvenir Tale. Plastic Roadside Wonders, wrought of warm, primary-colored Dream-Stuff, though the “Stuff” is redolent with..is that…melted crayons?? In yet ANOTHER sad Tragedy in the State of Space and Mice, we hear Walt’s anguish as the Great White Goo of a Florida Turnpike Mold-A-Rama is spent in vain, wasted away…gone to Nothingness…sorta like the money we send to NASA.
–The Las Cumbres Observatory describes 1999 KW4 as “slightly squashed at the poles and with a mountain ridge around the equator, which runs all the way around the asteroid. This ridge gives the primary an appearance similar to a walnut or a spinning top.” The asteroid was first discovered by the Lincoln Laboratory’s Near Earth Asteroid Research survey (LINEAR) in Socorro, New Mexico, according to NASA. The asteroid won’t pass this close to earth again until 2036. The Smithsonian Astrophysical Observatory’s Minor Planet Center has classified 1999 KW4 as a “potentially hazardous asteroid” because it will travel relatively close to Earth. Even so, the asteroid will only pass as close as 3.2 million miles from Earth — roughly 13 times the distance between the Earth and the moon…….and just WHERE is that, again??
–We were told for ages that the Karman Line or The Edge of Space is 62 miles above the Earth. And that the Moon is out there…in SPACE…OUTER SPACE. But, as with a whole LOT of things “Settled Science”, we have been told otherwise: now, the Moon is IN THE EARTH’S ATMOSPHERE!!!
–Water.
–In Space.
–Again.
–Mars.
–Again.

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