11 Million Brazilians Can’t Be Wrong… >>

EPISODE #238

AIRED: 02-28-2020

…can they?? I knew there was a reason we are fed lies about other countries by our media on a regular grind. Turns out, more than 11 million people in Brazil — seven percent of the population — believe the Earth is flat, according to polling firm Datafolha. Eleven. MILLION. And it is a broad range of folks. We discuss…

–Earth now has a new moon. No. NOT the regular monthly cycle of a New Moon…we snagged a SECOND MOON! A mini-moon, if you will. (I won’t. But you certainly may.) Not a moon moon. Nor, is it a dust moon. Nor is it our first-second moon. Moon. Sheesh.
–Turns out, Earth usually has more than one moon…this was posted by Deborah Byrd in SPACE | March 30, 2012: Astronomers used a supercomputer to simulate the passage of 10 million asteroids past Earth, resulting in the insight that Earth frequently has multiple moons. We have many mini-moons most of the time…if you will…
–In their battle against copyright infringement lawsuits, Damien Riehl and Noah Rubin copyrighted every possible MIDI melody, then released them to the public.
–Spawn creator Todd McFarlane is returning to Spider-Man for the first time in 27 years, drawing the wallcrawler alongside Spawn for a new cover to this year’s Overstreet Comic Book Price Guide. Geek, engaged!
–We read it. They keep pushing it. We giggle. Now, again, for the first time, EVER…again…science is giving us a way for asstronots to enjoy fresh veggies while in space…including…no, really, it’s in the article: “We offer various types of lettuce, leeks, basil and other crops for cultivation in the module.” See??
–Jif? Gif? Logic would dictate it has a hard G since it’s short for Graphics Interchange Format. Not so, says Jif & GIPHY, who want to sell you some $10 peanut butter, er, I mean want to settle the issue once and for all. Both GIF and the peanut butter are pronounced “Jif.” Damn, now we have to say “jraphics”.
–CONFIRMED! The Alan, our line-producer extraordinaire, has an official IMDB page: Alan Holman is an actor and composer, known for Mad Lead for Banjo Bubba Red (2007). Next, we’ll hear he is dating Jewel…
–Bri calls in!!

website: www.imdb.com/name/ww/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

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