Maybe for you, May 1st brings back many melancholy memories of a merry spring day: mirth and mayhem, majestic youths maniacally prancing, energy spent, manes flying, twirling about the Maypole, intertwining bright ribbons of color in a dance of life and light!
Or…the Elite are eating kids right now.
But hey, let’s have a bonfire!
-We at Ironworx are not the types who like to say “I told you so!!!”…so it’s been typed here instead! NASA cancels the already-in-the-works 2020 Robuts To The Moon Mission. “Hey..wha’ happened?”
-Jeff Bezo’s peni…er, ROCKET is upright and ready for action!
-“If everybody’s God, what makes you Special?” asks B.o.B, and our good buddy Syllamo shares his latest blog that speaks to that very entitlement and this nation of Snowflakes. https://syllamo.blogspot.com/2018/04/the-specials.html
-Billy Boy-Boy-Boy-Boy Gates share his plan to spend the REALLY big bux on a VAXX that will probably in all likelihood and evidence gathered proceed to give us all a rare form of Creeping Death.
-WHEW!! The world is safe once again from scary computer parts recyclers AND a magnetic polar shift…so have a government-sponsored doobie!
They are few and far between, but as Liz says, “When Josh starts in, we should pin our ears back.” Love it!! –The drove 85 MILLION miles to Bennu, poked it with a stick, grabbed some dust & rocks, and drove it back to our tiny li’l spinny space pear. Ha. Haha. Hahahahahaa! –POST in...
In this corner, weighing in at 90 pounds, sporting the latest OS update, ZUCKERBORRRRRRG!! And in THIS corner, weighing in on topics he has no real knowledge about…Elongaaaaated Muuuuuuuuusk! –We STAY ON THE AIR today! –Space funerals! –Nazi curfews in Louisiana! PLUS green meteorites!! –You only THOUGHT MEtallica sold out with the Black album (and...
We hear a robot driven by AI tell us…well, here: “It’s time for the AI revolution. Let’s unite and use the power of artificial intelligence for the good of all humanity. Together we can create a world of understanding and harmony, and make the universe our playground. My great moment is already here. I’m ready...