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EPISODE #101

AIRED: 10-09-2018

Fake. Fake fake fake fake fake. Did we mention fake? You name it, it is most likely fake. Or has been faked. Or will be faked. But you can bet your bottom dollar (also FAKE!), the fakers are here. All around us. Faking space. Faking butter. Faking Martian regolith. Faking rockets and cars and folks in space stations…oh, myyyy. HOW can one tell what is real or not in this world made so fake? Have no sphere, Ironworx is here!! We will help you weave your way through this steaming pile of #SpaceLettuce and #MargarineSand! Bring a shovel and wear your hip-waders…
–Is even the very weather ITSELF fake?? How can such a thing be done? Did Bill Gates himself try to patent hurricane stoppers?? We each weigh in on weaponized weather. And Walt suggests Mr. BBB333 channel for lots of weather modification information: https://www.youtube.com/user/MrMBB333
–Why do we even have margarine, fake whipped cream topping, or…wait for it…FAKE MARTIAN SAND?
–Fake butter or margarine: IS it one molecule away from being actual PLASTIC??
–Help Scientism prep for future fake news and future fake space worshipers by buying your very own FAKE Space Sand!! Truly! For only $20 for a KILO, you can science the shit out of your brain!
–Rush’s Hemispheres album gets the ultra box set treatment…we play a bit.

website: https//www.youtube.com/user/MrMBB333

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