Make Mine Mercury! >>

EPISODE #49

AIRED: 04-06-2018

After a crazy week of our personal energies being all out of whack, we are off to a wacky wild start today…TEST, TEST, is this thing on?
-Mercury: the “planet” is currently in retrograde, causing all manner of psychic ennui, disruption of chi, messy, messy Mercury. Are you feeling it? We are!!
-Mercury: the element. Walt played with it as a child…but it’s poison, right? Right? Right? Or is it? Newton died trying to extract the oil from with this Elixer of Life, also called the Philosopher’s Stone. His autopsy showed his body was filled with Mercury.
-Mercury: the Body Butter. The Lady of Dai was so well mummified her 2000-year-old body still had rosy cheeks, flexible joints, and blood in the veins…Walt is barely able to get that together now, alive! She was buried in a multi-chambered coffin…with a… Mercury solution applied to her body!
-Missing CDC scientist Timothy Cunningham found drowned…after he said the recent flu epidemic was caused by their vaccines!!
-Meet the Higgs Bubble Spirograph Screen Saver that will eat the Universe!
-Antarctica ice melting …from BELOW!
-“2001: A Space Oddesy” is 50 years old!
-Elvis arrested in Louisiana! “You ain’t from around here, are ya, boy?!?”
-The Icarus Predicament: “Oh wow man! I am aware of my tongue! I taste my tongue!! I can not breathe around this tongue thing in my mouth!!” Has this happened to you? Have you ever had cannabis take you too far? If you have been TOO high, we can help you out with these pro tips!

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