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EPISODE #118

AIRED: 12-11-2018

First of all, Zach and Hank are back at Walt’s house for a visit, so we have them live IN STUDIO!! WILL they stay the week and be here for Friday’s shows?? Stay tuned to find out later this week…Same Flat time, Same Flat Channel!
–OSIRIS-Rex has done chased down ol’ Bennu, caught right up to it, reached out ever-so-gentle-like with its robo-arm, gave it a little tickle-tickle…and struck paydirt! Black gold? Texas tea?? Narp…water. It found water. In space. Space-water. Have I heard this song before?? Nah, can’t be!! Let’s make us up some new jargonistic nomenclature for this, seeing as it ain’t technically Space Lettuce. (See show title.)
–Our friend Alan suggests that FE folk gets some CB radios and use them to flat-smack on the road. We say that sound like a great idea. We play some C.W. McCall, sending Walt flashing back to one of his first Madella Effect effects…chartreuse is NOT greenish, dammit!!
–NASA is offering to show Stephen Curry evidence that moon landings happened after the Golden State Warriors star voiced doubts that a man ever stepped foot on the lunar surface. They have rocks…oodles of rocks…or maybe it’s petrified wood…can’t be certain.
–MK Ultra files need to be released! Do YOU want to help? See the link below for a way to do JUST that!
–EMERGENCY!!!! The Earth’s magnetic field WILL reverse…SOON!
–Ummmmm, wait…seems like it WON’T reverse soon…because science…or it will, just not soon…or, it won’t, soon…or…….

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