Life Of Ranty: Less Work/More Flat >>

EPISODE #82

AIRED: 08-03-2018

We have with us on the show today Shane “Ranty!” Cook, flat-world-renowned globe-crusher extraordinaire. He has been doing an amazing job of showing folks it’s flat for some time now, using the ball-busting big boy bad-ass P900…but just imagine the damage he could do to the helio-lie if by the whim of the fates he was bequeathed a bit of kit that few would have dreamed possible just a few short years ago: the P1000!! That’s right, it is bigger, better, zoomier…it’s 100 more now, isn’t it??
But seriously…the charity of the folks on this Plane is heartwarming indeed. A sincere thanx to all those who helped this man to better help us to better help the rest of the Plane see the truth.
— We find out he has had a successful fan-based GoFundMe that has done in a 24 hour period a huge hunk of life-credits! Again, THANX!!
— In our “RoadWorx” segment we find out Zach “Too Nice For Rice” Zambala has taken one more major step on his nomadic adventure. He leaves us with this nugget: “Nature Is your medicine!”
— So get out there and look up, look down, look out, look around!!
— “8 more days till Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. 8 more Days till Halloween, Silver Shamrock! It’s almost time, Folks!!”

website: https://www.gofundme.com/my-p1000-campaign

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