Let Us Get Flat! >>

EPISODE #153

AIRED: 04-30-2019

Hey there, guys and gals!! Today, I have a rather novel idea! Let’s get FLAT! Is that a euphemism? I certainly THOUGHT it was, YEARS ago, PRE-flat, when listening to the song by Jimmie’s Chicken Shack! Thanx to Racer FE for the nudge to memory files, we play it today and realize that getting flat is NOT actually gettin’ HIGH, man. Dig on these words, my friend:
LET’S GET FLAT
(Jimmie’s Chicken Shack)
To say that everything
I knew was just a lie
A love a hope a dream
Well what was it to you
You can hold it in when you live
But it comes out when you die
The travesty of truth
The liberty of lies
I see three sides to coin
As I flip it past my eye
Toss from hand to hand
You pick heads and I choose sides
And you scream tails fool
Tales!
Well I’ve got a few that would pertain
It seems my love is much like a coin
It lives through many needless exchanges
Somehow its shape I still sustain
Somehow this shape I still sustain
Let’s get flat
To say that everything
I knew was just a lie
Let’s get flat
To say that everything
I knew was just a lie
{Songwriters: JAMES R. DAVIES / JOE KARR}
[Let’s Get Flat lyrics © Peermusic Ltd.]
Aaaahhhhh…isn’t that SO much BETTER?

–Happy Berthing Day to David “Slitherino” Icke.
–For centuries, people took chunks of Stonehenge home with them as souvenirs. During the Victorian era, such behavior was not only common but expected…and what does it matter, anyway, if the bloody thing was actually BUILT in 1945??!?
–SCIENTISTS FIND ‘ALIEN’ GRAIN OF DUST IN ANTARCTICA THAT COULD CHALLENGE OUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM!
‘Remarkable’ speck could allow us a glimpse at the processes that created life on Earth…I just can’t with this, come on, guy!!
–We FLASHBACK to art on the Moon!!

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