Gooble gobble!! Wait, that’s “Freaks”! Gobble globies!! Drat! Still not right! OK, almost…here we go: Gobble gobble!! Yes, nailed it!!! Whether you spent your holidays lost in a holy daze or adrift in a tryptophane haze, we did it! We made it through. While some of us got to spend the time with family and/or FEmily, some did not. Some tried a bit of smacking, others just let the day be a day. Mitchell!
–“A Big Bruiser From the Sky.” n November 30, 1954, Ann Hodges experienced a rude awakening. As the 34-year-old lay napping cozily under quilts on the sofa in her Alabama home, she awoke with a jolt as she became the only human being known to have suffered an injury after being struck by a meteorite. The approximately 8.5-pound, 4.5-billion-year-old interplanetary traveler shot like a bullet through her Sylacauga house’s roof at 2:46 p.m. It banged into her large radio console and bounced onto her body, causing a large bruise on her left side. ” the only human being known to have suffered an injury after being struck by a meteorite.”
–The Alan pointed this out: “Dead Meat-Eorite”, Way To Die #913, is the final death featured in “Dead On Arrival”, which aired on December 7, 2009. Plot
At an outdoor pool party, a man named Stan tries to make friends by telling them about Christianity but is unsuccessful. Later, while standing beside the pool making friends with a girl, a stray meteorite descending towards Earth strikes Stan through the chest, killing him.
“Stan showed up alone looking for a like-minded soul. Little did he know, he had a date…with fate.”
Hhhmmmmm, it made me go…
–There might (DING!) be cracks in space-time (DING!), but humanity’s telescopes can’t see them. (DING!) The cracks, if (DING!) they exist, are old — remnants of a time shortly after the Big Bang (DING!) when the universe had just shifted from a hotter, more alien(DING!) state to the cooler, more familiar one we see today. Sure. 1 in 1.6 million. Or 1 in 75,000.
Or 1 in 700,000. Something.
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Zack is pumped up and losing sleep as the 2021 Flatoberfest dawns today!! We join in his excitement and wish we ALL could be there!! –Mind warfare. We are losing as a society. Be aware. –We are asked by Nuka Cola in chat if we think magicians are using demonic powers to do their tricks....
We tried. But rest assured, our meager words of thanx, loss, pain, regret, and anger…yeah, mostly anger, those words from some who met him and others touched by his work can do very little to shine a light on a life lived like Rob Skiba’s. And that is what he did. He lived. He lived...
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