Learnt The Last Of The First…Color? >>

EPISODE #201

AIRED: 10-22-2019

Today we all learnt that the word “learnt” didn’t actually REPLACE the more Englishly correctal and the proper-ly-er-est word “learned” at all. Good heavens, no!! It’s a British thing…you wouldn’t understand…old bean…
–We also learnt what the first color in existence EVER was! Sorta. Kinda like. Or, to be more exactal, we get an average of all the current colors in the Universe. Because science is an EXACT thing, not just guesses, and thunks. BTW…it’s brown…”cosmic latte”……like M&Ms used to be…ask EVH…or Candi…there can be only one…brown…M&M.
–We find more lies about GRAVITY.
–They weighed the Earth…with plumb bobs…not Bobbos…plumb bobs…and mountains…oh, my.
–Zack smelled Bigfoot at Flatoberfest…he also went out flat-smacking…in spite of his nerves … with Alex/Critical Inception…and Josh/Authentic intent…
–ScienceFocus.com sucks…

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