Keep Off The Grass >>

EPISODE #139

AIRED: 03-08-2019

A planet. A green planet. Very green. Very far. Far, far away. Covered. With green. “Grass??”, you ask. No, it’s ganja! Stoners, rejoice!! NASA announced they’ve found a planet just oozing with dank bud!! Pack your bags…of Doritos!! As we cover this cover story about a planet covered in cannabis, Walt’s head isn’t just Flat, it is obliterated because this CANNOT be a REAL story, we CANNOT be really hearing a NASA expert telling us that this pot planet is humanity’s hope for future generations of space explorers because…WEED, man!! And, sure enough, Alan saves the day with a link to show that this IS NOT A REAL STORY!!! Whew!!!! Man…I need a bong rip after THAT!!

–Zodiacal light….anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Yeah, us, too. But NOT Brian May, it would seem.
–We take a detour into The Hearts of Space by way of the jamming planets! They practiced!! Carnegie Hall, here they come!!
–Guess WHAT??? It may NOT be Dark Matter after all!!!
–Elongated Musky is cashed.

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