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EPISODE #161

AIRED: 05-28-2019

Indeed it does, good friend Pav! Especially when we are having so much fun! And that’s EVERY show! Even when we are having our brains twisted up in knots by the layers of lies, the leaves of lettuce, and certainly, the MASSIVE clumps of…dark matter…right, Cat Earther??
–Wanna DESTROY THE EARTH?? Pack a lunch! We’re told our planet is held together by its own gravity. You can think of it like a massive, rocky onion. The gravity of the innermost core holds the next layer onto it. Then their combined gravitational attraction keeps the next layer glued. Then their total weight grips the next layer. I think you get the idea, but this process repeats until the entire might of the Earth — all 5.972 x 10^24 kilograms of it — holds you to your seat and attracts a thin atmosphere to top it all off. So if you want to blow up the Earth, you need to unpeel that onion, one layer at a time. You need to send every layer, every chunk of rock and speck of dirt and shovelful of molten magma into space. And not just into space temporarily — you need to make sure that stuff completely escapes the gravitational pull of the (remaining) Earth for all eternity. So…logically…wouldn’t some type of inverse effect apply here?? Shouldn’t the Earth, AND the Moon, be growing daily, by the minute, as we are bombarded by tons of ye olde space clumps?? Not so. In fact, the Moon is SHRINKING…we’re told…
–Need a drink now? We all do! Here, have some Alcarelle! “All the buzz, none of the buzz-kill!” (Copyright IRM 2019) David Nutt has big plans for Alcarelle, his “hangover-free” alternative to alcohol. The English professor, famous for his research on how psychedelics affect the brain, said in 2016 that his concoction could replace all regular alcohol by 2050. Now, he’s offering a more temperate prediction: Alcarelle will be publicly available in five years. Someone call Huxley.
–Note to SETI: Unplug microwave NOW!
–From PavloH (@PavloH) today, a show title and 2 new shirts:
Iron travels at the “speed of Right”.
The astronauts are in “Zero Reality”

Thanx for EVERYTHING, P!

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