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EPISODE #48

AIRED: 04-03-2018

We knew it was coming. We were warned. Did we listen? Would it have mattered? No, it wasn’t a tidal wave. Nor a hurricane.
It was…
A potato.
From Space.
Twice-baked.
Hold the chives.



So yeah, the Convexxed docu-mess-ery hit this weekend…the weekend of April Fool’s Day…and it was everything a Pearhead could ask for:
– Poorly executed experiments? Check!
– Lots of pointless pointing? Check!
– Lack of documentation? Check!
– Outdated ideas that are EXACTLY what we have fought against for 3 years now? BIG check!
“We found some dust, ergo…new continent!” Sheesh.
Hopefully, as Josh puts forth, it will all soon be forgotten.
“Biiiiiluh! Biiiiiiiiluh!”
– Bill And Ted III coming soon! “Whoa!”
– Tiangong-1 Chinese satellite balloon was blown around for days, finally crashes, no one dies..3
– Super Sex Scabies! New mutant Ghonariha strain to kill us all. Double Jimmy!!
– Gibson Guitars leaves the stage.
– Are you Shadowbanned? Are we? Am I? Who what now?
– No new moon for you!
Milly: “there is obviously far too much free thinking on this show…the hosts are obviously suffering from oppositional defiance syndrome…lol” (Apr 3 3:39)
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