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EPISODE #122

AIRED: 01-01-2019

It is the dead of Winter, all the leaves are brown, or gone, and the sky is grey, weeping silvery mist down from our chem-blessed atmoSPHERE to make us all dull and dreary…so, of COURSE, let’s start a whole NEW year!!!! We here at the Ironworx have decided to go rogue today, taking back our Realm, changing the celebration to January Fools Day! We will celebrate all things spacey, all things spinny, all things…peary?
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on, we are GO for launch!!! Up, over, and OUTTA HERE, to infinity and beyond!
–Galaxy May Be Littered With Dead Aliens Blindsided By Natural Climate Change. Let us all take a few and have a moment of silence for all the life that has evolved, prospered, and due to their alien hubris, now passed forever into the mists of time…single tear. will we get to tune in to their millennia-old TV programs in addition to OUR daily bread??
–Scientists (yes!!) have drilled down into an ancient subglacial lake in Antarctica, hoping to unleash all the hidden knowledge from eons past…and hopefully NOT unleash Chuthulu and his ancient Overlords.
–We share some fave pranks for your Holidaze!!

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