Happy January Fools Day! >>

EPISODE #122

AIRED: 01-01-2019

It is the dead of Winter, all the leaves are brown, or gone, and the sky is grey, weeping silvery mist down from our chem-blessed atmoSPHERE to make us all dull and dreary…so, of COURSE, let’s start a whole NEW year!!!! We here at the Ironworx have decided to go rogue today, taking back our Realm, changing the celebration to January Fools Day! We will celebrate all things spacey, all things spinny, all things…peary?
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on, we are GO for launch!!! Up, over, and OUTTA HERE, to infinity and beyond!
–Galaxy May Be Littered With Dead Aliens Blindsided By Natural Climate Change. Let us all take a few and have a moment of silence for all the life that has evolved, prospered, and due to their alien hubris, now passed forever into the mists of time…single tear. will we get to tune in to their millennia-old TV programs in addition to OUR daily bread??
–Scientists (yes!!) have drilled down into an ancient subglacial lake in Antarctica, hoping to unleash all the hidden knowledge from eons past…and hopefully NOT unleash Chuthulu and his ancient Overlords.
–We share some fave pranks for your Holidaze!!

Supporters Exclusive >>

MORE FROM Ironworx >>

(The host has not yet entered a description for this archive)...

AIRED: 10-27-2020

We wish James Randi farewell; we hear a Flat commercial, sorta, kinda, not really; we learn that in space no one can…well, ANYTHING, because, you know, the fakery and what have you; we find out from Father NDT that we might maybe perhaps sorta-kinda die…or not; we share a new Truthpaper (see link), and we...

AIRED: 10-23-2020

A refreshingly fresh show this morning, with 3 happy hosts and a very chatty chat filled with lots of goodies…but is it ON?? Our Line-producer The Alan Holman notices after the halfway mark that TFR is playing a repeat…huh??? He gets on it, contacts the technicians, and we hope to see this show in the...

AIRED: 10-20-2020

“You ain’t from ’round yere, are ya, boy?” We have a bit of a dust-up in chat this morning, what with new folks finding fault in our funk and all! We make peace, naturally, (it IS Ironworx, after all) and even nab an upcoming guest, who promises a life-changing presentation for a future (SOON!) show....

AIRED: 10-16-2020

We hit 3 years and 300 episodes at roughly the same time, give or take an ep or two, or 14(?), and since time is like cheddar cheese, let’s all melt together for 300 more, what say? Have we smoothed it out any in all this time? Naaah!! Sauce and starch, babe, sauce and starch!...

AIRED: 10-13-2020

No, it isn’t a cat-circus sideshow. Well…not on purpose, anyway. Daz Tartarian has arrived with a vengeance this morning, bringing more energy in one call than coffee’s sweet, jittery embrace. Did you miss the RESET??? Bitch better have his money! Daz shows us yet again that even though the CONtrollers may have created this beast...

AIRED: 10-09-2020