Happy Happy Joy Joy Suits? Hold The Lettuce! >>

EPISODE #50

AIRED: 04-10-2018

Happy Joy Joy Suits? Hold The Lettuce!
Josh and Walt kick it off with a stroll…well, maybe more like a marathon…down the memory lane of comedy legends and their ability to help us build new and better brains! With the sudden surprise that is the cherished end result of the best-laid comedy plans, laughter’s sudden electric jolt to the brain can break old thought patterns and habits, actually paving the way for us to build new neural pathways, reconnecting those synapses in fresh configurations that can enlighten us all.
-Sam Kinison RIP today. We miss his amazing abilities to shock us awake.
-How the hell did Paul Reubens trick TV execs into putting his guerilla “kid’s” show on the air in front of Saturday morning’s impressionable youth?
-Steve Wright…subtle but stunning.
-Bobcat Goldthwaite…shocker indeed, but also amazing as a director…see “Shakes The Clown”…now…really…go.
-Even Galagher and Diceman have their place…
-Fake science paper from Trekker breaks Scientism’s peer review bs.
https://www.space.com/39672-fake-star-trek-science-paper-published.html
-Space Lettuce: a Happy Suit for the asstronots!! Yes, using lights and sensors to alter their thoughts, so they don’t stress in space…we don’t need a case of “Space Madness”, now do we? Happy happy joy joy, indeed.
-Kratom Update: Walt has new strains!!
-Where do rockets go to die? We know!

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