G-Type Main-Sequence Star…G! >>

EPISODE #142

AIRED: 03-19-2019

WHEW!! What a day!! We begin at what Alan Holman would probably rate around a negative 3 today, no jingles, sound gremlins are out in full force. But Iron sharpens Iron, and we WILL persevere!! The MADNESS of today’s stories…SHEESH!!!
–To start, Walt HAS to vent on the planned event that happened at the mosque in New Zealand on Friday. His IRM Ballshit-Meter Rating? 10 Zillion! No blood spray, a photo of the “suspect” in custody…but now his FACE is PIXELATED?? Magic bullets have come a long way since JFK…now the casings eject and become INVISIBLE. Seems we DO have stealth technology!!!
–THEN…oh, here comes the Space Lettuce!!! Today it’s all about the mysteries of it all. From the unknown but scientifically assured end of our universe…in 10 years…or 10million trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion years. Give or take.
–SPACE HERPES!!! RUUUUUUN!!!!
–EXCELSIOR! Make Mine Marvel! And I quote: “Scientists claim that our galaxy and other nearby galaxy clusters are being dragged toward a specific region of space known as the “Great Attractor”. We know this area is around 150 million light years away but we’re not entirely sure what it is. The Great Attractor exists in a scary place known as the “zone of avoidance” – which in non-scientific terms means steer clear – that’s choked with gas and dust to the point that we can’t see very far in its visible spectrum, according to the Universe Today. Whatever magnetic presence lurks out there is either terrifyingly massive or something altogether fantastic.”
–Hold on…this one is a doozy! “If two pieces of the same type of metal touch in space, they will bond and be permanently stuck together. This amazing effect is called cold welding. It happens because the atoms of the individual pieces of metal have no way of knowing that they are different pieces of metal, so the lumps join together. This wouldn’t happen on Earth because there is air and water separating the pieces. The effect has a lot of implication for spacecraft construction and the future of metal-based construction in vacuums.” Dumb metal.

website: teespring.com/stores/iron-realm-media

Supporters Exclusive >>

MORE FROM Ironworx >>

We wish James Randi farewell; we hear a Flat commercial, sorta, kinda, not really; we learn that in space no one can…well, ANYTHING, because, you know, the fakery and what have you; we find out from Father NDT that we might maybe perhaps sorta-kinda die…or not; we share a new Truthpaper (see link), and we...

AIRED: 10-23-2020

A refreshingly fresh show this morning, with 3 happy hosts and a very chatty chat filled with lots of goodies…but is it ON?? Our Line-producer The Alan Holman notices after the halfway mark that TFR is playing a repeat…huh??? He gets on it, contacts the technicians, and we hope to see this show in the...

AIRED: 10-20-2020

“You ain’t from ’round yere, are ya, boy?” We have a bit of a dust-up in chat this morning, what with new folks finding fault in our funk and all! We make peace, naturally, (it IS Ironworx, after all) and even nab an upcoming guest, who promises a life-changing presentation for a future (SOON!) show....

AIRED: 10-16-2020

We hit 3 years and 300 episodes at roughly the same time, give or take an ep or two, or 14(?), and since time is like cheddar cheese, let’s all melt together for 300 more, what say? Have we smoothed it out any in all this time? Naaah!! Sauce and starch, babe, sauce and starch!...

AIRED: 10-13-2020

No, it isn’t a cat-circus sideshow. Well…not on purpose, anyway. Daz Tartarian has arrived with a vengeance this morning, bringing more energy in one call than coffee’s sweet, jittery embrace. Did you miss the RESET??? Bitch better have his money! Daz shows us yet again that even though the CONtrollers may have created this beast...

AIRED: 10-09-2020

After a horrible liftoff, we finally get launched. Lots of little gremlins today. Sleepy Zack, groggy Walt, semi-happy Josh. Will Zack make it? Will Walt wake? Josh laughter? Tune in to hear!! –We get a call from Bri…and his friend Dee, whom he may have blind-sided. —Bullies and Black’s Law. –Groo. –Sergio Aragones. –Jupiterian abalone....

AIRED: 10-06-2020