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EPISODE #114

AIRED: 11-27-2018

Turns out we live in a theory-tale world just jam-packed with thin-skinned, too-easily over-offended, ever-so-delicate snowflake-NPC sheeple-zombies. (But then, some would say I’m hyphen-happy!) Today, we get worked up over the idiocy of the easily-offended. How the HELL did we breed Humor out of humans? Flouride?? TV??? Fake space???
**–In our last hour we reveal an idea borne out of much discussion with our friend nORB about the current state of FE, Meetups, Cons (vention and otherwise!) and we reach out to the Iron Scouts, The FEmily for help and ideas as we announce :
IRM ORGANIZES FE DAY ACROSS THE PLANE – JUNE 21st 2019, FREE, UNIVERSAL, START PROMOTING NOW.
* NO PANELS
* NO LEADERS
* PLANE WIDE PROMOTERS WANTED
* HEALTH/WELLNESS SPONSORS WELCOME
* NO INFLUENCERS
* NO BULLSHIT JUST A UNIVERSAL FREE FLAT EARTH DAY FOR ALL BY ALL FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY – LOVE AND LIGHT FREE OF CHARGE!
…and it is definitely a work in progress, with much to plan…PLANE out!!
–“The maps that we imagine as we think about locations around the world often don’t match up with reality. Betsy Mason for National Geographic explains the discrepancy. On the misalignment of Europe:
‘Europe is also often placed much farther south on mental maps than it really is, appearing directly across the Atlantic from the contiguous United States. But it actually lines up better with Canada: Paris is further north than Montreal, Barcelona is at a similar latitude as Chicago, and Venice lines up with Portland, Oregon.’
…and the world as we knew it was never the same again.” Yeah…that was a story. Josh read it. All. Sheesh.
–Worst year to ever be alive in all of hiddenstory, er, I mean, HIStory? Listen in as we discuss how it SHOULD be 2018, but…seems that in 536 the sun dimmed, the plague ravaged, ashes flew, and death reigned in the darkness…
–New plan, says Scientism: Let’s dim the sun to FIX shit! Umm…didya see the LAST story…?
–Let’s put Stephen Hawking on the UK’s 50-pound note! (One last hyphen…YES!)
–Happy Bday Jimi!
–RIP Ricky Jay. May 52 angels carry you on your way…

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