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EPISODE #202

AIRED: 10-25-2019

Today, we find out that in 1955, influential physicist John Wheeler proposed that, at the quantum level, spacetime is not constant but “foamy,” made up of ever-changing tiny bubbles. As for what these bubbles are “made” of, recent work suggests that spacetime bubbles are essentially mini-universes briefly forming inside our own…ummmmm…ok…
–A Twitter executive with editorial responsibility for the Middle East and North Africa is also a reservist officer of the British Army’s psychological warfare and propaganda unit, a new report has revealed. Gordon MacMillan, who joined Twitter in 2013 and is listed as the company’s Head of Editorial for EMEA, also serves with the 77th Brigade—an outfit formed in 2015 to conduct “information warfare” and develop “non-lethal” ways of conducting war.
–Snowden broke the aliens!! “For the record, as far as I could tell, aliens have never contacted Earth, or at least they haven’t contacted US intelligence,” he wrote. “Yes, man really did land on the moon. Climate change is real. Chemtrails are not a thing,” he added…and confirmed his shilliness!
–The spacesuit gloves of a NASA astronaut were contaminated during the historic all-woman spacewalk on Friday (Oct. 18), but it’s probably just space grease…prolly…

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