Die, Invisible Scum!! >>

EPISODE #63

AIRED: 05-29-2018

“IT” is killing our oceans and the precious, teeming life therein, even as we broadcast!! An invisible layer of scum on the sea surface can reduce carbon dioxide exchange between the atmosphere and the oceans by up to 50%, scientists have discovered.
—Researchers from Heriot-Watt, Newcastle and Exeter universities say the findings, published in the journal Nature Geoscience, have major implications for predicting our future climate…and Josh postulates that we have a new name for “The Powers That Should Not Be”!! #InvisibleScum!
—On a related topic, it would appear that all you learned about photosynthesis in school was WRONG! Like. SO wrong! That whole “plants take in CO2 & use that to turn sunlight into food” thingie? Dead wrong. I mean…Wow, how wrong can scientism be, man? Proof, you ask: “The carbon dioxide humans pump into Earth’s atmosphere is doing more damage to the global food system than once thought. Beyond physically changing weather conditions and the land on which farmers grow crops, new evidence shows excess carbon dioxide is deteriorating the nutritional quality of some food plants.” So there.
—But, I kid the religious science followers…they DO know SOME stuff…REALLY know…scary accuracy, actually. Like: 53. You read that correctly. 53. Out of the “billions and billions” of exoplanets, sci-guys KNOW exactly how many can support life. Now, that may change to 54 soon, but, for now…
—AND, they know EXACTLY where to look for fossils on Mars. Exactly. And how old they will be when found. And what will be inside them. Question: Have you seen the Mars copter? “Get your ass to the choppa on Mars!”
—Camera dies, no one cries, it melted, see? Why not beLIEve?
—”Whoa, Black Betty” Wham balam…

website: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/17/nyregion/nxivm-women

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