Ding dong. Epstein is dead. “Suicide”. By “hanging”. “Shocker”, right?
Previous “suicide attempt”.
Mysterious 8-hour “visits” in a conference room.
“Taken off” “suicide watch”.
Right after “secret files” are “unsealed”.
“Shrieks” “reportedly” “heard” “from” “his” “cell”.
“Found dead.”
“Oops.”
“Our bad.”
Days later, let’s “search” his shit!
Found: lots of nutso shit!
See Billy Boy-boy-boy above. Lounging. Relaxing. some might say maxing, as well. Blue dress. Red heels. Red. Blue. Didn’t see THAT coming a country mile awa…WAIT!! WTActualF?? 6 FINGERS?? …or maybe…is it…a skin fold? Hmmmmmmm…
–Our galaxy’s black hole suddenly flashed a bright light. Black hole. Flashed. Light. Now, why did we think that light was being pulled, sucked, spaghetti-ed INTO most black holes, never escaping, warping time, lensing stars, making a convenient Deux ex Machina or really keen nifty short cut to fun in really horrible sci-fi shows, used in bad Disney movies from the 70s..;lots of things…but not flashing LIGHT. #SettleScientism
–From Twiville:
@JoshCozartWx:
What?! This is crazy. #Lightning struck about 300 miles away from the North Pole Saturday evening. The National Weather Service says this is the farthest north a strike has been detected in forecast memory.”
Seems like some strange things are brewing near Agartha…a new Sun…perhaps…?
–Louisiana’s authorized medical marijuana pharmacies the newly legalized drug appears to be drawing a crowd. One official estimates that between 5,000 and 10,000 residents have taken advantage of the medicine in just the first week of legalized sales.
–Josh lists 10 easy-to-see-em-Spacey Thingies…get yer binocs at the ready!!!