Lucas is chomping at the bits this morning to tell you about plywood satellites. I’ll wait while you go back and read that again. Yes. Plywood. Satellites. Those words combined hurt the brain a bit, no? Similar painful phrases come to mind: “Jumbo Shrimp”. “Military Intelligence”. “Space Science”. “Unboiled Egg”. Yes, read that last one...

Remember that time you had the guys over for the game, drinking a few brews, laughing at the bad calls by the ump, when suddenly the Beast System Cabal accidentally left their subliminal sigils flashcard up on the TV screen just a few seconds too long? Those chuckleheads! To say we covered a lot of...

Scientism priests are eagerly spinning new yarns of far-flung civilizations being discovered over ’round their nightsides as their vast city lights shine forth in glorious urban achievement! An amazing NEW idea, stunning in its brilliance…or just a variant of Ye Steadfast Ole Space Leaf?? Le’s check shall we? Qote: “City lights could reveal extraterrestrial civilization—...

We are out of the gate with only 3 legs of this horse in play today. Lucas is partying hard at the in-laws, so we kick it OG style with Josh, Zack, and Walt for the first bit of this morning’s Ironworx. Then, out of the future, like a willy-willy, he arrives: The Half Package...

Have you ever wanted to be so free that the idea of living off-grid in a tree is topping your bucket list? You are in the right place, friend, come on in, pull up a stump! Have a cold one, or a hot one, whichever way you would prefer your coffee. Or IPA. We waxed...

Nope. Not one. No sphere here. We checked. Today. Live. On-the-air. We looked at the building blocks of our Realm, known as The Platonic Solids. Hmmm, let’s see now…there’s a cube. Of course. Gotta have it. IT IS a block! What else? A pyramid! Nice! I mean, Egypt knew, right?? Sure, it is also called...