Champagne Supernova & Moon Cheese >>

EPISODE #150

AIRED: 04-16-2019

Mmmm MM! The breakfast of champeens, truly!! Thanx to our friend Freeenergy13 (@Freeenergy13) for the show title idea today!! We LOVE our listeners and their amazing ways of looking at things just a bit askew! We have covered SO many incredibly inane fake space stories in our time here, the lettuce pile is mountainous and the Moonmoon cheesecheese is tastytasty. A champagne supernova to wash that down? (The Moon IS dusty cheese, RIGHT??*) Perhaps a meteoroidric mimosa topped with a Tanged rim? Is Pepsi okay?? One thing is certain: space wants to MURDER you!!

–*Not so much. Turns out our Moon is not only INSIDE the Earth’s atmoplane, it is quite liquousic! It keeps us in orbit ’round ye olde Sun(…) and creates our climate (…?), to top it off, now we find our it looses 200 TONS of water each year…(…)…200…tons.

–AND our Sun throws off electronics…I caught a Walkman!!

–AAAND Space wants to moider us ALL! What with the Magnetars that could destroy ALL particles, the cannibalistic humanoid undergroun…WAIT, wrong channel…Cannibalistic GALAXIES, that’s what I meant, the solar flares stopping electricity. Full stop. No explanation needed. Just BE AFRAID. DO panic.
–We DID find IT: the TOP of the Space Lettuce pile. If THIS isn’t summoning some sort of demon from Uranus, I dunno what would work. (Syl!) Ok, Hold on, here ya go:

” Vacuum metastability is a proposed theoretical state of our universe. The stability of our universe depends on the state of the Higgs field, which is an energy field believed to exist through the cosmos. All particles in the universe interact with this field, and this interaction is what gives individual particles different amounts of mass.
When the Higgs field is at the lowest-energy potential state, the universe is in a true vacuum status. In a false vacuum universe, everything appears to be stable, but is actually capable of reaching a lower-energy level.
A false vacuum would be “metastable,” as it isn’t actually decaying, but can become unstable at any time. If Earth exists in this type of vacuum and were to suddenly tunnel into a true vacuum, or gain enough energy to be pushed into one, it would cause a deadly expansion of the true vacuum across space that would travel at the speed of light and destroy everything in existence.”
REVOKE REVOKE REVOKE!!!

–As our friend and Iron Maiden, Liz, Scotslass (@Scotslass) said in chat this morning:
“The deception of the shape of the earth is only part of it. Deception is within all of us and that’s how we can so easily be controlled. It is up to the individual to change and be better.”

website: floridatime.org/2019/04/14/space-could-murder-y

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