Black Holes, Blecch Shmoles >>

EPISODE #149

AIRED: 04-12-2019

We have been told to boldly go where no one has gone a long time ago before they could hear you scream. We have sifted, shmeared, sprinkled salad dressing liberally, trying hard to make this endless stream of diarrhetic pablum that IS Space Lettuce edible is some small way. At some point, the brain melts, the soul surrenders, the mind just cannot beLIEve what is being presented as FACT, and we just have to laugh. And laugh. And laugh some more…
–The Black Hole pic is here…Snoop Dizzle in the hizzle!! Don’t forget those yearly checkups to make sure your arteries are clear. Alan reminded us that NASA had already shown us blackhole pics back in 2012, and Walt found one from ’95 while making the thumbnail…but NOW it is new new news!!! Blecch Holes are the new Space Lettuce, fasho!
–Israel seems to be the token space failure for the growing trend internationally of jumping on the space bux bandwagon. They can’t ALL make it the first go!! Liz tells us Beresheet has traveled over 3.4 million miles in its orbits around the earth and another 1 million around the moon. then it didn’t stick the landing…
–In “I See NO Future Issues HERE!” news: Chinese scientists have “gene hacked” a group of monkeys to make them smarter — in an experiment branded “reckless” by experts. The experiment involved exposing monkeys to human genes that affect the development of our brains. In a study published in the National Science Review, a team of Chinese scientists revealed how they successfully edited a human gene into rhesus monkeys. Someone call The Funky Bunch!!
–The Simpson’s are pulling the Michael Jackson episode…at this late date…with ALL the Pizza Gate shit we have uncovered…#WaltRant!!

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