Astral Project? I Astral Catapult! >>

EPISODE #69

AIRED: 06-15-2018

As Ferric Friday dawns, we find our Intrepid Iron Duo ready for another fine and Flat Friday, excited to be joined by Candi “Ipsy Nasalies” Franklin for the second hour of the show, and all is fine…well…except for Walt’s mouth…aaaannnd his brain is also a bit…uuuuuhhhhhh….sorta uuummmm….well…oh, sorry, drifting a bit there. It seems that a few days/weeks/months/years/decades/centuries/millennia/eons of time dilation has everyone off just a wee tiny LOT… and as a bonus for Walt, a night-long bout of intestinal distress brought about by a bounty of beautiful Mexican cuisine…me brains jusssted aint to be doneded to workeding to the goodestest, and the reading not gonna be doing gooded ‘t’all!
–We are all crack-heads!! Yes, YOU!! And ME!!! We are all Donut Crack-heads!! You cannot put down the glass-cruller! Try to step away from that Bearclaw!! Ha!! Double HA HA!! It is a Black Hole!
–“No clue why studies show we are getting dumber…”, he thinks, munching a big handful of Cheezzy Pooofs and swilling down the Brawndo as the screens all around give off their warm soothing glow…”But Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.”
–Wanna know what the end of this sentence will be? No no that one…the one coming later…in THE FUTURE!!?! Well, just ask the smart AI thingie…and sip this Kool-aid whilst inquiring…
–A Black Hole?? Eating A STAR?? A really BIG star?!? For a DECADE?? Just “Think about it!”
–Spooky Earth Cosmic Theremin-birds!! Hear them NOW!
–Candi tells us about her kid who has come to accept FE reality..because he KNOWS the Astral Realms are real! Astral catapult, indeed!!

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