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EPISODE #61

AIRED: 05-18-2018

We have with us THE Adam Meakin from Iron Realm Media today for a rare, full-on, no-holds-barred, uninterrupted, so-good-it-should-be-illegal interview! Hobbled or no, his presence always brings a smile!
—We dive into some of the pharmacology behind Speciosa Mytrogynia or as it is more commonly known, Kratom. As the battle to keep it from becoming a scheduled substance heats up, we try to find out just what makes this little botanical miracle tick.
—The federal ban would make Kratom a Schedule 1 controlled substance, meaning it would be illegal across the board, even for medicinal use. So get involved in the fight if this is important to your health or the health of someone you care for. https://www.facebook.com/groups/kratomrallyinfo/about/
—”A Leaf Of Faith” (documentary about kratom) news: Great news! A Leaf of Faith will be released Monday, May 29th across iTunes, Google Play, and more through their distribution partnership with The Orchard. We’ve waited so patiently, the day is finally upon us!!! More details as they come…
—It was inevitable. We knew our brief reign on this cosmic cinder flying through the vast, cold, emptiness of The Void was tenuous at best. Little did we know that our untimely undoing & subjugation would come at the hands–er, pincers(?)..no, it’s LASERS(!)… of a race of intergalactic Formicidae Vespoidea? Don’t’ know about YOU, but I, along with fellow Iron anchorman Kent Brockman, welcome our coming ant overlords with open arms (Cue Journey song…) and just hope we can continue to bring them the fine ferric programming we have so sweetly submitted for their approval.

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