Total Eclipse Was A Fart >>

EPISODE #32

AIRED: 02-02-2018

So yeah…Walt spent hours freezing to watch the once in a lifetime celestial event…and it gave him quite the gas-face! It started an hour later than predicted, no distinct shadow line, it began from the top of the moon down, breaking the helio-hilarity into harried hemi-spheres, then as the SUN ROSE BEHIND HIM IN THE EAST, the moon still in the sky with just a tiny smile of orange, it faded away into the chemtrail-induced haze. Chemtrails?? Are you some kinda conspiratorial nut-job?? Gumment cain’t control no weather, that there is tin foil hat thinking…unless you research back to the early 1800s when Government weather modification began! (https://weathermodificationhistory.com/)
“The Adventures of Mark Twain”
“Twice Upon A Time”
“Finnegan’s Wake”
The Clancy Brothers
Lalapalooza
Hemp Wine
Challenger Hoax
Bill Engel
Polar Bears in Collars Diet
Soul Recycled As Battery
Lunar Litter
Mars
Flu
Synchronized Galactic Orbit
New Model of Universe
Whew…lots to hear here…ya here?

website: https://weathermodificationhistory.com

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