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EPISODE #21

AIRED: 12-19-2017

As the uffish Saturnalia Festival reaches a manxome, fever pitch, we gyre and gimble and talk about the Santa Myth, with all the galumphing and Big Brother Programming it instills: An all-seeing, all-knowing figure-head who judges your actions and rewards or punishes accordingly…which is then pulled out from under us as kids, sowing frumious parental distrust and dismissal of a “Creator Myth” all in one fell swoop! The similarities between Lewis Carroll’s “The Walrus and The Carpenter” and modern media are obvious, and leads us to wax poetic…

TFR Haiku:
Josh and Walt, Ironworx
Truth Frequency Radio
We Wake You Up Right

FE Haiku:
Have you researched it?
Flat Earth Theory, I mean…
You might be surprised.

We play a few tulgey Twisted Xmas Tunes, and stroll down memory lane with Charlie “Prozac” Brown, ending with ” The Jabberwocky”!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

website: www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/jabber/jabberwocky.h

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