Space Grease…No Words. >>

EPISODE #73

AIRED: 06-29-2018

Well, it seems ole Frankie Boy was HALF right…Grease IS a word…just not THE word…at least, not anymore…what with the Scientismic thinking so abundant in the Whirled these daze…
–Space Grease. Yes. You read that correctly.
Space.
Grease.
Is a thing. It seems. And…it is dirty. Wow. Will DAWN even be any comfort in such greasy times as these??!!? Let us all place upon our thinking areas one Government Approved Scientismic Thinking/Reading/Internet Caps (GASTRICs) and see if we can done thunk us up some grease!
–The blood moon is coming. Again. End of the world. Again. Dogs and cats sleeping with each other. Again. Seems North America will miss the view. Again.
–Have no fear of aging…as long as you are NOT a teen!! If you are rich and old, call Nosferatu Newgenics for a bit of a recharge…
–Seems like black holes have nothing to fear from aging if ejections are any indication of vigor…twice, no less…within 100,000 years…and Scientism is there to witness!!
–Fuck MJK. And Jeff Sessions. I’m not angry. Just saying.

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