Rated PG: Planar Guidance Suggested >>

EPISODE #80

AIRED: 07-24-2018

I need it! You need it!! We ALL need it!!! But in spite of the need for guidance in all matters, after looking all across the Plane, high, low, and all places in between, it seems all too often these days, one is left wanting. Rarely is it to be found, in fact, instead, of information that might actually help us make it through the day in a better way, we are fed the repeated Catechisms of Scientism.
–Luckily, we get a call from Zach “Too Nice For Rice” Zabala, who has decided to let nature be his guide. Zach has left his home and garden to head out across the Plane on his long-awaited walkabout. He will be checking in here with us as often as possible for a peek into a life guided by instinct and KNOWledge in a segment we shall call “Road Worx”.
–He talks about the White Hats who have helped point the way…
–William McBride, Who Warned About Thalidomide, Dies at 91
–We discuss the strange energy in the air.
–We look at the misguided guidance in the guise of the bloodstained Georgia Guidestones…
–12 new wacky loopy moons discovered around jupiter…orbiting BACKWARDS…guidance needed for sure…
–A growing online community is obsessed with silent “loud” GIFs. Is it a form of synesthesia, or something else?
–We were wrong about how many galaxies there are…just look at the pictu..er, um, images…
–Students spit at space…

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