Of Marmite Layers
The Obstruction Formerly
Known As Curvature
We are joined by the Current Returning Champions Of FE Debate:
—Nathan “Science Is A Method, You Idiot!” Oakley,
—Shane “RANTY!” Cook
— Anthony “I Can Piss Farther Than That!” Riley
—A new FE AHA moment! Previously, we have seen Ireland from St. Bees! We have peeked ‘neath the Atmoplanar Layers! Now?
—Angular Resolution!! Ta-Da!! Seen it? Of course, you have. Those streetlights a few blocks away…see how the one in front of you is TALL? Notice how the streetlight 4 blocks away from you looks SMALL? Did it physically shrink? (Dr. Shrinker, you fiend!) Of course not!
—Perhaps, as things recede away from you, they VISUALLY seem to get smaller? And shouldn’t that be taken into account when we are slinging maths around trying to work out just how much missing curvature there ISN’T? I’m looking at YOU, Mick “MetaJunk” West.
—On another note, Roseanne, a comedienne known historically for her acerbic wit, made some rude comments…on Twitter…TWITTER…did I mention that the comments the comedienne made were on Twitter? Now she is being publically shamed and has been fired. And her show replaced with COSBY re-runs……..
—Pardon…parlez vous flat earth? Google doesn’t…js.
—Phrases Of The Week:
“The obstruction formerly known as curvature.”
“Earth shaped like a testicle.”
“Shrink it and drop it!” (see our Friday FringeCast!)
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