Of Marmite Layers
The Obstruction Formerly
Known As Curvature
We are joined by the Current Returning Champions Of FE Debate:
—Nathan “Science Is A Method, You Idiot!” Oakley,
—Shane “RANTY!” Cook
— Anthony “I Can Piss Farther Than That!” Riley
—A new FE AHA moment! Previously, we have seen Ireland from St. Bees! We have peeked ‘neath the Atmoplanar Layers! Now?
—Angular Resolution!! Ta-Da!! Seen it? Of course, you have. Those streetlights a few blocks away…see how the one in front of you is TALL? Notice how the streetlight 4 blocks away from you looks SMALL? Did it physically shrink? (Dr. Shrinker, you fiend!) Of course not!
—Perhaps, as things recede away from you, they VISUALLY seem to get smaller? And shouldn’t that be taken into account when we are slinging maths around trying to work out just how much missing curvature there ISN’T? I’m looking at YOU, Mick “MetaJunk” West.
—On another note, Roseanne, a comedienne known historically for her acerbic wit, made some rude comments…on Twitter…TWITTER…did I mention that the comments the comedienne made were on Twitter? Now she is being publically shamed and has been fired. And her show replaced with COSBY re-runs……..
—Pardon…parlez vous flat earth? Google doesn’t…js.
—Phrases Of The Week:
“The obstruction formerly known as curvature.”
“Earth shaped like a testicle.”
“Shrink it and drop it!” (see our Friday FringeCast!)
Oh, Musky! Silly boy. You are surely smoking some really GOOD shit, man! Elon stays up really late, watching anime, and tweeting. About mecha. Building mecha. Robots. BIG robots. Giant robots. With swords. Giant swords. And he wants to build them. He has the money. LOTS of moolah. And really, really good grass, it seems....
“Two moons walk into a bar…” “What do you get when you cross a moon with a moon?” “…I know…let’s call ’em Moonmoons!” Three setups. Two are Jokes. One is Science. Or…maybe it’s ALL a big joke? One thing is certain…the joke’s on us! Why oh why do we give these jokers 3500 BAZILLION DOLLARS...
Fake. Fake fake fake fake fake. Did we mention fake? You name it, it is most likely fake. Or has been faked. Or will be faked. But you can bet your bottom dollar (also FAKE!), the fakers are here. All around us. Faking space. Faking butter. Faking Martian regolith. Faking rockets and cars and folks...
Today on Ironworx, we spend the first half catching up on some personal life changes for Josh that could have an effect on the show…positive, for sure…but no spoilers yet! We also have a call from Zach “Too Nice For Rice” Zabala, and of course, Hank. They have settled in New Mexico for the time...
“I’m NOT Sorry I Talked About FE!” Kyrie Irving is back in the fake news talking Flat Earth again, actually apologizing to the world for speaking such nonsense THIS time around…or so we are led to beLIEve…but a bit of actual reading of what he actually said…as if folks actually do that kind of thing...
All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Iron Corps! A day in the Iron Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal’s a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!” Yes, I took a bit of poetic license...