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EPISODE #57

AIRED: 05-01-2018

Maybe for you, May 1st brings back many melancholy memories of a merry spring day: mirth and mayhem, majestic youths maniacally prancing, energy spent, manes flying, twirling about the Maypole, intertwining bright ribbons of color in a dance of life and light!
Or…the Elite are eating kids right now.
But hey, let’s have a bonfire!
-We at Ironworx are not the types who like to say “I told you so!!!”…so it’s been typed here instead! NASA cancels the already-in-the-works 2020 Robuts To The Moon Mission. “Hey..wha’ happened?”
-Jeff Bezo’s peni…er, ROCKET is upright and ready for action!
-“If everybody’s God, what makes you Special?” asks B.o.B, and our good buddy Syllamo shares his latest blog that speaks to that very entitlement and this nation of Snowflakes. https://syllamo.blogspot.com/2018/04/the-specials.html
-Billy Boy-Boy-Boy-Boy Gates share his plan to spend the REALLY big bux on a VAXX that will probably in all likelihood and evidence gathered proceed to give us all a rare form of Creeping Death.
-WHEW!! The world is safe once again from scary computer parts recyclers AND a magnetic polar shift…so have a government-sponsored doobie!

website: syllamo.blogspot.com/2018/04/the-specials.html

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