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EPISODE #31

AIRED: 01-30-2018

January Jamboree!!

We leave the Month of Walt’s birth a bit warmer than it started. Pinging across all the points of the planar compass, lots of tantalizing tidbits are tossed about. Did the Library of Congress REALLY burn in the 1800s, mirroring the previous fire(s) at the Library(ies) of Alexandria(s)?Hmmm…sure would be an easy we to get rid of too much knowledge for the common man…a “fire” destroys it all while a new wing is added to the Vatican’s vast underground Repositorium Illuminatum. “Interesting” that “all” the “lost” books were “replaced” by T. Jefferson from his “personal” “library”. We realize that real eyes see the real lies of NASA and their obvious real lies, especially jaded eyes that have watched far too many behind-the-scenes DVD features. Are you cool with putting The All Seeing Eye on your mantle…it takes really cool pics…it just seems to know when to snap the shutter…like it’s thinking and watching and waiting and learning and plotting and….
We get the “All clear!” from NASA about the Super Bowl Sunday asteroid that WON’T hit and mess up the cool new commercials for ya…nice! Thanx NASA! Trumps dumps the ISS for a return shot to the Moon. Elon Musk makes more moolah mining the mindless minions of monster media and mad paranoia…”Getchur Pocket-Flamethrowers here!!” After all, there ARE zombie satellites about…at 2 Minutes To Midnight!!!
Megadeth have a 35th(!) Anniversary celebration, Queensryche’s “Operation Mindcrime” turns 30(!), Sandy Hook Hoax Deniers are in jeopardy of jail-time, and we wonder if we have enough tokens to finish this game.

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